South Pacific

Saturday 15th February

We are now approaching the equator some 3,400 nautical miles from San Francisco and 1,185 miles to go to Pago Pago. (Remember? it’s pronounced Pango Pango). To port we have the Line Islands, one of which you will have heard. You may not immediately recall Kingman Reef, Palmyra Atoll, Teraina and Tauaran but you will of course have heard of Kiribati otherwise known as Christmas Island. One of Pago Pago’s claim to fame is it is the closest island to the splashdown of Apollo’s 10 12 14 17 and the ill fated Apollo 13. It seems that this part of the South Pacific has seen more than its fair share of excitement.

Two more presentations today, the second in the series of life beneath the waves (today on sharks and other scary sea creatures. She showed some clips of herself being attacked by various creatures whilst filming. One a moray eel (not a nice creature) which is why divers sing “If you put your hand in crack and you don’t get it back, that’s amoray”. Dale Templar gave her second presentation (with out-takes) on some of the more dangerous incidents and encounters she experienced during filming with the Humane Planet team. Which reminds me, if you remember, when were back ask me about their escapade in the African bush whilst filming the vet carrying out vasectomies on fully grown lions. It’s not a story that readily lends itself to a blog.

King Neptune’s Court

Sunday 16th February

That’s it then! we are now officially on the other side of the world; well, in the southern hemisphere and round the back so to speak, not quite twelve hours behind but tomorrow night clocks go back another hour and we will be eleven hours behind. Sailing along on a tranquil South Pacific sea not a ship to be seen in any direction, we could be miles from anywhere. Come to think of it, we are miles from anywhere. This morning I watched a talk by the military historian Aldon Ferguson on the formation of the American Eagle Squadrons from US volunteers defying their own government to become one of the highest scoring units of the period prior to the USA joining WWII. This was followed by 50 years of manned space flight, Carol went to another cooking demonstration.

Later we had the official crossing the line ceremony where a number of unfortunates before king Neptune’s court were tried, found guilty and rolled in spaghetti and other nasty looking gunge before being doused in the swimming pool. Carol went out to see what the fuss was about, I stayed inside and had a pint or two as the temperature was about 30°C. And I’ve seen what can happen to those who stray too close to the celebrations, best to stay well away.

Ended the day watching the sunset from the balcony with a couple of drinks before going down for dinner.

Pago Pago

Tuesday 18th February

We arrived at the deep water harbour Tutuila which is not very wide for a ship the size of Queen Elizabeth, in fact as we sort of eased our way in we could hear dogs barking and cockerels crowing on shore. The inlet, surrounded by high cliffs covered in lush undergrowth which fall below the surface as deeply as they tower above us. Small buildings cling precariously to the cliff faces, mostly at about sea level but some brave souls have risked sticking buildings to the cliff face higher up. They sit there half enveloped in undergrowth, leaving one to wonder how on earth the milkman gets there each day. As we reach our berth the overriding impression is one of complete silence as once more we are surrounded on all sides by towering tree covered steep slopes rising to almost vertical upper reaches. It is not long before we are once more ashore, walking through the impromptu market that was convened to welcome us, to the gates of the small dock area manned by local police dressed in the traditional “skirts” though I guess they have a proper name for them (kilt maybe – perhaps not). Our ‘coach’ was waiting for us. Coach is perhaps too grand a word for it, as it was a traditional island bus with beautiful polished wooden bodywork that had flames painted on each side (presumably to give it the impression of a speed it did not have), fully air conditioned in the manner of this part of the world (no windows) which also doubled as our escape hatches in case of accident. Or so Kelvin our guide told us. He advised us that the air conditioning was fully adjustable, all we had to do was use the coaches’ communications system to let him know if we were too hot or too cold and he would advise John (the driver) to speed up or slow down accordingly. He was a Samoan of ample proportions who was also a paramedic. He advised us that the bus was fitted with an airbag pointing to himself and the modern communications system he spoke of (which we could also use to tell him to speak up) was a length of string stretching from front to rear, which if pulled produced a sort of strangled squeak. Seats were wooden planks covered in a thin red oil cloth and placed closer together than Ryan Air could ever dream of achieving. Kelvin said that we would not need seat belts as the coach didn’t go fast enough and we were so tightly packed in no one would move anyway. Suitably briefed on all aspects of our transport, we set off in a series of lurches and bangs, the air conditioning came on and Kelvin launched into his well-rehearsed commentary. We followed the coast road round to our first stop which was opposite a small island they called Flower Pot Island on account of the fact that it looked like a flower pot (why else). According to Kelvin the reason the island was there was a very complicated love story that included cannibalism, princes and princesses which would take far too long to relate here. However as we approached the island, there was an ominous load banging noise from underneath and the poor old bus came to a premature halt in a layby opposite Flower Pot Island. Whilst John called the bus hospital we sat under the coconut palms and took photos of the sea, the island, the bus and each other, until a replacement bus turned up. The replacement was slightly more the worse for wear that than the first, but with fully functioning air conditioning. We were soon on our way with a new driver called Lotto, apparently the driver goes with the bus so hopefully with a name like Lotto we should be OK. The rest of the trip went without incidence and we were shown the runway, sorry international airport (two flights per week), the golf course, a church and many more places of which the islanders are extremely proud. The scenery around the coastline is stunning, so to hear that the population of Samoans is shrinking was a surprise. On our return to the ship we stumbled on board to freshen up and have a bite to eat before nipping ashore again to McDonald’s (I know, I know) but it’s the only place with WiFi. We got caught in one of those torrential tropical rain storms which could have passed for a hot shower if we’d had some soap and anyway we shouldn’t have bothered, as so many others had the same idea that we were not able to log on when we got there. So we made our way back, had a proper shower and watched from the balcony as we executed a perfect standing 180° turn in the small space available and with many a blast on the ships sirens, bid farewell to the extremely friendly islanders.


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Who stole Wednesday?

Thursday 20th February

Who stole Wednesday that’s what I want to know? One minute we are going to bed on Tuesday evening and the next we are getting up on Thursday morning. Somebody just stole Wednesday! I didn’t have that much to drink that I slept right through. And another thing, when we went to bed we were eleven hours behind the UK and now we are thirteen hours ahead of you. When did that happen? Confused? You bet! Someone did steal Wednesday though. We never had it at all, no breakfast, lunch or dinner. Gone, just like that, gone! It’s not as if we have any Liverpudlians on board who we can blame. And it’s no good complaining, it’s not like they can give you another one, a spare that they just happen to have hanging around in a drawer or something. Puts you all out of sorts something like that, they’ll nick anything these days. Anyway what’s one day out of 120? Just as long as they don’t go making a habit of it and doesn’t happen again, I’ll say no more.

It’s continuing to get hotter. Stepping out on to the pool deck today was like stepping into a pizza oven, I’m surprised the pool hasn’t evaporated. Everywhere you look there are people basting themselves in variously flavoured oils and rotating slowly, roasting themselves evenly on this giant barbeque that doubles as a ship. Makes me look rather nervously at the menu come dinner time. Even the sea is too hot to wave it’s just lying there exhausted, flat, languid, hardly got the energy for a ripple.

We went to a talk by Dr Ingrid Visser who posed the question, who would win if a shark and a killer whale met? The answer is, the killer whale (or Orca to give it its proper name). Apparently they eat sharks for breakfast and any other meal come to that. She has only just provided evidence in the form of film to show how they do it. They swim past the shark avoiding the dangerous end and just as the shark is relaxing, thinking it’s safe the Orca karate chops the shark with it’s tail and then starts to munch it while it’s dazed. Some of the video footage was brilliant. She showed some shots of one shark (related to the Great White) that was so scared it tried to hide behind her in the water. The Orca was having none of it and ferreted it out and decked it, whereupon the shark then tried to get into her boat to escape. We were also told that there is no known incidents of a Killer whale attacking a human, except in captivity. Oh and we are going to get a preview of the film she’s made for the BBC (amongst others) before it’s shown on the networks.

Nuku’alofa, The Kingdom of Tonga


Friday 21st February

The approach to Nuku’alofa in the Kingdom of Tonga was different to all the other islands, in that we first saw the odd tiny rock showing above the surface of the sea, followed by what seemed to be an occasional bush growing from the surface of the sea. Very odd! Then clumps of bushes, then a few trees surrounded by bushes until everywhere we looked there were tiny tufts of bushes with the odd palm tree on. One or two islands were like the cartoons you see of a shipwrecked sailor sitting with his back to a single palm tree, only of course there was no shipwrecked sailor, or not that we could see in the early morning light, just a single lonely palm tree waiting for a sailor to sit under it. The islands got larger the closer we got to Nuku’alofa. It was quite a sight as the shallows or reefs and shoals extend about four nautical miles from the port. Approaching Nuku’alofa, we passed the Royal Palace looking for all the world like Southfork (Dallas! Remember?), except it had the Tongan flag flying from the centre tower over the front door.

We berthed at a brand new pier (paid for by the Chinese) only a third the length of the ship, in a tropical downpour and to greet us were twenty or so Tongan singers and dancers performing a welcome dance. Their drenching didn’t dent their enthusiasm one jot and in fact it made their harmonised lilting melody all the more heart-warming as it soared up to us through the sound of the torrential rain. We stood and watched the whole performance, cheering them to the rafters (well the leaden clouds) before going down to muster for our tour of the Island. As we left the ship, the rain had slowed to a light shower and the Tongan Police band had replaced the dancers, but they were playing under a gazebo.

We boarded our coach which was parked in an inch of water courtesy of the deluge and our guide for the day Dianne apologised for the weather so delightfully it was if she had been personally responsible. She welcomed us to the Kingdom of Tonga and talked us through the programme. First stop the Royal Palace the one we sailed passed on our way in. The Queen Mother lives there now. Apparently the King lives in his own pad somewhere else on the Island. We stopped for a photo (just as they do at Buck House) and as we stood in the light rain we could hear the Police band across the bay doggedly playing “In the mood” which raised a few smiles. We then drove on to the royal tombs not quite Westminster Abbey but we get the drift. Lots of white and impressive statues of long departed Kings.

On we drive, through neat neighbourhoods with garden plants many UK gardeners would die for, but (unlike the UK), pigs seem to be the pet of choice, until we learn that they are usually kept for suckling pigs, a local delicacy we were to sample later. We arrive at the blow holes, a phenomenon that appears on many of these islands. As the sea wears away the coral shoreline below sea level small holes to the surface become exposed and each incoming wave forces either air or water through the hole at a pressure that either creates a geyser or a whistle or a mixture of both. Good fun, but in concentrating on waiting for the next wave we almost missed two pods of dolphins that had come to see what all the tourists were looking at. Whilst at the blow holes we wandered round the little stalls that seem to accumulate wherever tourists gather and one of the stallholders had a baby piglet on a lead quite cute until you remember why.

Talking of cute, the tiny children had a good little business going there. When a coach pulled up they all ran from the various stalls their parents had, not to the coach, but to a couple of benches where they sat and sang a mixture of Polynesian and western children’s songs whilst one of them strummed a tiny guitar. The little cardboard box in front of them soon filled up with dollars. I have to admit I chucked a couple in, but the old ladies chucked more, they were ooing and aahing for as long as the songs kept coming. As soon as the children showed signs of stopping more dollars flowed. Wish I’d thought of that when I was a choir boy.

Anyway onwards and upwards as someone once said and we moved on to the part of the island where the Flying Foxes were. We were told that these are not native and are only on the island because an ancient King won a canoe race and was given one as a prize. He brought it back to the island in triumph and they now have hundreds (don’t ask, the same thing ran through my mind but I didn’t want to embarrass Dianne by asking). We were informed that only Royalty were allowed to touch them and looking up at them I couldn’t help thinking they were welcome. They shoot and eat them, sounds like some other royals I know of. They taste like – yes you’ve guessed – chicken!) They are quite large about the size of a rook (apart from the wings which are larger and are bats wings) and unusually for bats they are extremely active during the day. They only eat fruits though so your blood is safe. Carol and one or two others spotted some huge spiders hanging from the telegraph wires, that had bodies the size of golf balls, Mary wouldn’t get off the bus because of them. One of the most common tree we saw turned out to be the breadfruit tree, about the size of a fully grown sycamore tree and covered in fruits the size of mangoes, we were told they fruit all the year round and are the staple diet of many families. We tasted some at the feast and whilst not at all unpleasant you wouldn’t want to eat them every day no matter how many different ways there are to prepare them. It reminds you that no matter how idyllic a place looks, to some of the people who are born and live there, it’s just the place where they struggle to survive, which makes our final destination seem all the more of a privilege.

We arrived at what was referred to as the resort, which turned out to be a large Polynesian eating/drinking/dance area, tiered and open on two sides. Here we were to lunch and watch a show which depicted the Tongan traditional dances and customs. After a welcoming drink (locally brewed beer, quite good and not at all like lager) we watched as the ceremony of bringing in the suckling pig was performed. It was, I hasten to add, fully prepared and cooked by this stage even though it still looked exactly like the little piglet we had seen earlier at the blow holes. It was carried in on something like a stretcher covered in leaves and flowers, by four chanting ‘Warriors’ who halted every few steps to perform some kind of ritual. The suckling was carried through to the banquet table where it was given pride of place. Following the ceremony we all took our plates to be loaded up from the myriad of local specialities on offer, things like Taro, Sweet Potato, Bread Fruit and Clams as well as the more conventional foods like Chicken, Tuna and mixed don’t know what’s, but all cooked in a Tongan style. The final piéce de résistance to the already loaded plate was a chunk of the suckling pig. During the meal we were entertained by a group of local musicians and singers who were later to accompany the dancers. After the remnants of the meal were cleared away we watched the Polynesian dancers perform their traditional dances. The warriors with their Hakka style and the girls with their exaggerated swaying hip moves, accompanied by the close harmony South Pacific style singing, though the first dance the girls performed whilst sitting cross-legged on the floor and was similar to the hand jive but a lot more elegant. I’m not surprised that Captain Cook’s men were so captivated they didn’t want to leave the Island and it was in this area the famous mutiny on the Bounty took place. By the way the name Nuku’alofa translates as nuku meaning abode and alofa meaning love. Nothing more to be said there then.

When we arrived back at the ship the police band were back to play us away, manfully working their way through their entire play list. The jetty became one large party area and when lady in red was played, one of the Aussies grabbed a local girl in the traditional red kimono style dress and danced with her, to huge applause and her huge embarrassment. After a lot of effort by ships security to get everyone on board, encouraged by some prolonged blasts on the ships sirens, the gangway was finally hauled up and we began to slowly inch ourselves away from the quay. Crowds lined the shore and the jetty waving, sirens blasted out farewells, and the police band struck up with the song I think from South Pacific, but the chorus the crowd were singing had the line ‘While you are sailing far across the sea. Please remember me’

Those Tongans know how to make you feel welcome.

We don’t have to eat the horses

Saturday 22nd February

Out on a flat calm South Pacific again, we looked out at the early morning sea that was like a highly polished, hammer finish, silver tray. It felt like we were becalmed as the ship slipped so quietly and smoothly through the water. It’s hardly changed all day except for tiny ripples stirred by the occasional slight breeze. The sailors of old called this the horse region. Because of the light (or lack of) wind, sailing ships could spend weeks trying to get through to more favourable conditions, so much so that they became very short of rations so the valuable horses had to be sacrificed to ensure survival.

At 11:30pm I went up on deck along with a couple of hundred others for a star gazing session given by Howard Parkin who will be giving his final talk (on Mars) tomorrow. The upper deck lights were turned off and there was hardly a cloud in the sky so we had a great view of the southern hemisphere sky. Using a laser pointer Howard pointed out all the constellations talking us through stars and planets the mythology behind many of them. Although I have been in the southern hemisphere before I had never been able to identify the Southern Cross before and it turns out there is a fake cross much larger than the true Southern Cross which as its name suggests, is often mistaken for the real one. When you have someone who can talk at length about the sky at night and can point as accurately as a laser allowed him to, it made all the difference about what you are looking at especially under a sky that is not familiar to you. We could have stayed much longer but as the moon began to rise, its brightness drowned out the visibility of all but the brightest stars. So we called it a night.

Approaching New Zealand

Sunday 23rd February

Weather is beginning to cool somewhat as we continue to sail south, though it can hardly be called cold. The pool deck is still a bit of a scorcher and with hardly a breath of wind, more so. Later in the day more cloud began to accumulate and the wind began to coax small wavelets out of the flat calm so I guess we are beginning to get clear of the horse region.

I went to Howard Parkins talk on Mars which had a lot of good video and followed the history of the attempts to visit the planet and later we both went to the documentary ‘Blackfish’ which has uncovered some of the facts SeaWorld wants to keep secret regarding deaths of trainers and the conditions that Orca (Killer Whale) are kept in. Well worth watching if you see it scheduled, apparently it has already been shown on BBC 4. All extremely controversial stuff and SeaWorld have deep pockets. But Dr Ingrid Visser seems to be a feisty character and at the question and answer session after the film gave a good case for them to answer. We spoke to her on Friday morning at breakfast and she was very pleasant, willing to chat for as long as you wanted.

Anyway that’s about it for today, we are going to another Captains cocktails before dinner and tomorrow we are at Tauranga New Zealand.

Hawaii – Photos

Pago Pago – Photos

Nuku’alofa – Photos