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Palma

Sunday 4th May

Alarm went off at 7:00am as we were entering the port of Palma De Mallorca where we shared our berth with the many ferries which scuttle backwards and forwards between Mallorca and the mainland (and other islands). From our cabin we could see the many posh yachts which share the marina adjacent to us. After a quick breakfast we caught the shuttle bus into town which dropped us behind the Cathedral and so we decided to walk along the waterfront for a while and then make our way inland, wise choice; everyone else headed straight into town and we met them all later heading in the opposite direction.

Weather was great, not too hot and very sunny so spent most of the day exploring Palma and sitting in sunny squares drinking coffee and watching the street performers. Instead of catching the shuttle we decided to walk the three miles back along the front admiring all the expensive yachts (and the expensive girls draped all over them – me that is, not Carol). That was Palma, a nice place for a long weekend.

We sailed at 3:30pm so it was a short visit all things considered. This evening was the final ‘round the worlders’ cocktail party and they made sure it was the best one. They are always good with things like mini fillet steaks & sliced lobster (or scallops) surf and turf plus dozens of other posh nibbles. This evening caviar was on offer and whilst I don’t mind it, it is not something I can rave about, I had some more just to make sure though. Champagne is another thing that was served in ample quantities, again not something I rave about, but after a few glasses it gets quite acceptable. The captain gave his speech which contained all the facts about the voyage (I’ll let you know in the final blog) and we then made our way to the penultimate formal dinner, which turned out to be quite a jolly one. Oh! By the way we are having problems with the internet on board again so not sure if these emails get to you on time and my phone is still playing up, so I don’t know if text messages are getting out.

Gathering of the queens

Monday 5th May

Another day at sea as we head towards the exit of the Mediterranean, the sun is shining and up on deck are the final few desperately trying to top up their tan before we arrive back in the UK. The captain announces that Queen Mary 2 is on our heels catching us up with every mile we cover he told us that we will enter Lisbon with Queen Victoria leading, Queen Elizabeth following and Queen Mary bringing up the rear. All three will be moored at the same quay. So while all this is happening, I went to listen to Commander Jeff Tall on the cold war and the part submarines had to play in the downfall of Communist Russia. When I came back up on deck we were closing in on Gibraltar and as we sailed past I couldn’t help wishing we were calling in as we always used to do. Then we were back out in the Atlantic and heading North once more with Queen Mary 2 (by now), just a few miles behind us. Then as we headed down to dinner we saw she had caught up with us and was now stationed about a mile away on our Port quarter (on our right hand side, slightly behind us). During dinner we watched her slowly creep past us until she reached right alongside where she stayed for the next hour or so. The show last night was what we used to call in the Navy ‘a sods opera’ where members of the ships company put together a show for general entertainment, and it was excellent as these things often are, as much for the mistakes as anything else, the theatre was packed. Clocks go back for the final hour tonight which means we have finally reached UK time, by putting our clocks back 25 times.
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3 Queens having a ball

Tuesday 6th May

Today has been quite eventful, we were up at six to discover that we were already in convoy with Queen Victoria and Queen Mary albeit about 5 miles apart. Dawn was just breaking and we were still not into the River Trejo. A quick shower later and we were on the upper deck watching as the gap between the three ships narrowed and the sun finally showed itself over the horizon, a bright red molten ball shimmering in the still air and colouring the sky around it. After taking the obligatory photos, we went to breakfast and watched the shoreline slip by in the morning light which grew stronger and whiter by the minute.

Breakfast over and we were back on deck watching as Queen Victoria approached and then passed under the 25th of April suspension bridge (which by the way, is modelled on the San Francisco Golden Gate bridge), followed by us and finally Queen Mary 2. We sailed a mile or so further on up the river and then one by one we performed our turns, curtsied and sidled up to the quayside like shy debutantes at their ball lining up for inspection by their suitors. It was a quite spectacular, if sedate performance of three huge ships less than 100 metres apart turning with perfect timing; one, two, three. The sun still low in the sky set everything off, lighting the white superstructure of all three ships as if under a spotlight and the backdrop of houses on the hillside behind were also picked out, their bright colours intensified in the morning light. On the bridge, now some distance behind us, the windows of a crossing train reflected the sun so brightly, it looked as if someone was pulling a sparkling diamond necklace across it. There was no chance for a retake and it didn’t need one, Cunard stage-managed the whole show to perfection. The professionalism of the three commanding officers choreographing this display was superb.

The excitement of arrival was compounded by all three ships disgorging their passengers simultaneously and many piling into buses to take off on their trips, the remainder pouring down the road like a line of marauding soldier ants, pity the poor inhabitants, or perhaps not, we were welcomed with open arms, all their Christmases had come at once. More than ten thousand new customers in one day (there were three other liners in port as well as the queens (Rotterdam, Ruby Princess & Silver Sea), Bonanza! But they were welcoming, didn’t pester and products they were selling were of decent quality. We walked into town because the lady marshalling the shuttle buses told us with refreshing honesty that the traffic was so bad it would be quicker to walk and as it was only a fifteen minute walk we (along with 80% of the queue) decided to walk. We spent five and a half hours walking round the Lisbon highlights eventually finding our way right at the top of the town looking down on the river in the far distance. The weather had been getting steadily hotter until it peaked at 28°C so we were glad that the walk back was downhill and under those huge trees that form a tunnel canopy over the central gardens. When we got back to the old town we stopped at one of the hundreds of street cafés and had a bite to eat and a beer while watching the thousands of tourist pass by, both on foot and in the many buses hired for the fleet. The weather and the occasion combined to make it one of the most enjoyable ports of call. We were back on board just past half three, ready for our grand departure at five.

If we thought we had seen everything during our morning arrival we were in for a surprise, because after a short delay waiting for Queen Mary 2s late day trippers, the signal was given and all three ships let go ‘almost’ simultaneously. We watched Queen Mary 2 let go and as soon as a gap appeared between her and the quay, we let go, and the same thing with Queen Victoria. The three of us pushed sideways off the quay and as each ship started to move it gave three blasts on the ships horn followed by a single blast. We manoeuvred sideways out into the main channel and then slowly moved ahead. All three ships packed to the gunnels with flag waving passengers cheering their heads off, then out of all three ships loudspeakers blasted Sister Sledge ‘We are family, I got all my sisters with me’. Then we lined up in staggered formation, (so we looked nose to tail from shore side) and slowly made our way downstream. Other music included pieces like ‘Hearts of Oak’, ‘Rule Britannia’, ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ stirring stuff, it certainly caused a stir ashore and we had the obligatory helicopter hovering over us and making many low level approaches. The other three liners in port had to wait for our departure before leaving, their passengers probably didn’t mind as they would have had the best view, though we had the best experience. It didn’t end there, after we had cleared the river, we manoeuvred into line abreast with Queen Mary 2 centre stage and less than 200 metres between us, we sailed into the sunset with the helicopter taking promo shots and videos until it was time to go to dinner, where we could still see the action through the dining room windows. Give Cunard their due, they know how to put on a display. By the way I noticed that Captain Wells (who captained us to San Francisco) is now in charge of Queen Mary 2, his blue ensign proudly fluttering between the two red ensigns either side.


We lost one during the night

Wednesday 7th May

Well when we went to bed there were three of us, when we got up there were just two of us. Poor old Victoria was missing! Gone! Not a trace! We scanned the horizon but to no avail, a little shiver went down our spines, who will be next? Us or Queen Mary 2? Conspiracy theories began to circulate, had Cunard competitors started to pick us off one by one, after yesterday’s triumphant coup. Alas all this was nipped in the bud when the captain announced during his midday broadcast that during the night one of Victoria’s passengers had been taken ill and they had to make full speed towards Vigo in Spain in order to get them to hospital asap. So we ploughed on towards Cape Finisterre (literally Cape end of the earth) from whence we commenced our crossing of the Bay of Biscay which is (as always) like a mill pond, it’s reputation has been greatly exaggerated since the days of sail when it’s shape rather than it’s waves was the kiss of death. We expect Victoria to catch us up later as we are only doing 17.4 knots.

It’s the last formal night of the voyage tonight another nail in the coffin of the 2014 world cruise we are almost down to hours to do rather than days to do. Oh! And by the way, thanks to Viv who spotted this story in the Daily Mail, talk about on the ball.

By eleven pm queen Victoria had caught us up and once more we were family. Tomorrow is our final full day.

Palma – Photos

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Thursday 8th May

Well we woke to our last full day on board and a typical UK miserable day welcomed us, thick fog, grey sea and the drone of the ships fog horn every two minutes. Oh misery! We got up and peered through the gloom to see if we could see our ‘sisters’ no luck, we could hardly see the sea. So, showered and dressed we trudged up to breakfast and the first thing we noticed was that they had not put the sunbeds out on the Lido deck, couldn’t understand why 😉 . The second thing we noticed was that the pool was steaming! Clouds of steam billowing off the surface making it look like Dante’s Inferno. Realism set in and we knew that we were really home suitcases have to be packed, bills have to be paid and farewells have to be made. And that was our day today (though we did manage to slip in a wine tasting session this afternoon) and I went to a talk on the Falklands War from a submariner’s perspective, but the rest of the day was spent packing.

So that’s it, the ‘Somebody Stole Wednesday Cruise’ is at an end don’t know about Wednesday but it seems like somebody stole all the days, they’ve whistled past so fast. We have sailed 37,431 nautical miles, of which the longest leg was Southampton to New York 3,156 nm and the shortest was Abu Dhabi to Dubai 80 nm. We’ve sailed at an average speed of 16.74 knots, visited 43 ports in 24 countries, sailed under 6 bridges (one only just – Yokohama) sailed through 3 oceans and 10 seas with the aid of 92 pilots. We have put our clocks back twenty five times. 23 times for one hour and twice for 30 minutes. The hottest temperature was in Abu Dhabi, the coldest was New York and in this blog I’ve written 68,835 words which I hope you have enjoyed. We have loved almost every minute of it, so much so that if they said we were going round for an encore we would go round again, but there’s not much chance of that, so it’s back to reality (and IPA). See you all very soon.