Tuesday 18th March
Another wet and miserable day at sea, we seem to be lucky with the weather, dry sunny (but cool) in port saving the wet and miserable for sea time. Up late, leisurely breakfast then down to the theatre for the first of the mornings talks. We now have Lord Robert Winston on board giving a series of lectures this one about early Renaissance Art and its secrets. Impressed that I’m going to such highbrow talks? Well this one was brilliant, he put slides of well-known Renaissance paintings by famous artists (well he said they were and as they are hanging in famous art galleries then I suppose we have to believe him) and then proceeded to tell us what the subjects were suffering from and how he knew. Apparently Renaissance artists were sticklers for detail which helped no end in his diagnosis and as the subjects were well known and the date of the paintings known, it was quite easy to tie up the subject’s history of illness, death etc with the date of the painting. He pointed out known bruising someone suffering from the black plague would have, and often as the family wouldn’t want it known they would say he had died from something else. On and on through many different illnesses and conditions like dwarfism in its different forms. The artist even had the colourings for the different conditions right. One painting of an attractive nude woman, he described as suffering from a mental condition, the name of which escapes me and said her husband would have led a life of hell because of it. He diagnosed this partly from the history of her behaviour and partly from the pose and the expression on her face.
His final painting of a husband morning the death of his pretty wife, who it was said he had killed with a spear when out hunting mistaking her for a wild animal in the undergrowth as she ran towards him. Robert Winston said the evidence in the painting pointed to murder. The slight bleeding from the small cut in the neck was typical of a spear point exit wound not an entry wound. Other minor cuts on the body and in particular cuts on the hands pointed to her defending herself prior to turning and running, whereupon the husband threw the spear which hit her in the back of the neck penetrating the neck high up at the back right through down to the front. But the killer evidence was the angle of the hand in death. It was bent unnaturally at a sharp right angle towards her body, which is evidence of a typical spasm caused by the spinal cord being cut through and from the small incision low down in her neck this was extremely unlikely to have happened from the front. So he said rather than a tragic accident, this was more than likely murder.
And talking of murder the second talk was by Ian Brown an ex Detective Superintendent who worked on the Kray’s case. He talked about the Krays with anecdotes that you don’t see in the books, like they were as thick as two short planks, they had animal cunning but they were thick. They never bet on the horses because they couldn’t understand the odds. They left evidence lying around because they thought they were invincible, their tame Lord wouldn’t help them and the bent coppers wouldn’t so they were banged to rights. His delivery style was typical of an officer briefing the squad before a raid, peppered with funnies and jokes. Nothing fazed him, even when the projection went wrong, he quipped “well that’s that then. There was this fella went into a pub…….” When the tech scampering around got it working he said “that it? – You got your 15 minutes of fame then!” The audience loved it. Both Robert Winston and him are on for five talks each so looking forward to the rest.























